Saturday, October 10, 2015

Battle Hymn of the Republic (ans): Delivered by Paul "Marathon" Ryan


Original Lyrics in 1861, then Published in 1862

Modern Version Every Time a GOP Bill Comes Up for Debate

Short and sweet: This man for Speaker of the GOP Louse? *GMAFB* ... Consider:

In 2010, Ryan specifically said he would not vote against something “then write to the government to ask them to send us money… I did not request any stimulus money.”

In reality, Ryan penned at least five letters to two Federal departments seeking grants under Obama’s Recovery Act.

Talking to a reporter later in Ohio, Ryan again said, “No, I never asked for stimulus” (even though he got called out for telling this same lie).

Hoping to make the problem go away, Ryan even later said in a prepared statement that he “didn’t recall” his efforts, because they (the requests) were “… treated as constituent service requests.”

I can't stop laughing. Yeah, that Paul Ryan.

* GMAFB: Give Me a Frickin' Break 


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