Showing posts with label Paul Ryan for Speaker You're Joking Right. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paul Ryan for Speaker You're Joking Right. Show all posts

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Battle Hymn of the Republic (ans): Delivered by Paul "Marathon" Ryan


Original Lyrics in 1861, then Published in 1862

Modern Version Every Time a GOP Bill Comes Up for Debate

Short and sweet: This man for Speaker of the GOP Louse? *GMAFB* ... Consider:

In 2010, Ryan specifically said he would not vote against something “then write to the government to ask them to send us money… I did not request any stimulus money.”

In reality, Ryan penned at least five letters to two Federal departments seeking grants under Obama’s Recovery Act.

Talking to a reporter later in Ohio, Ryan again said, “No, I never asked for stimulus” (even though he got called out for telling this same lie).

Hoping to make the problem go away, Ryan even later said in a prepared statement that he “didn’t recall” his efforts, because they (the requests) were “… treated as constituent service requests.”

I can't stop laughing. Yeah, that Paul Ryan.

* GMAFB: Give Me a Frickin' Break